The Prairie Pooch Hole
In the ultimate example of an advertising campaign that's ripe for the internet, Burger King Holdings (NYSE: BKC) started selling Flame, a $3.99 perfume for men that smells like -- wait for it -- a flame-broiled hamburger. And an informal Boston Herald survey reveals that the scent of a burger appeals to some people.
Burger King, which sells Flame through Rickey's, a New York City retailer, and at firemeetsdesire.com, bills Flame as "a new men's body spray: the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." Unbelievably, some who have sniffed this concoction find it appealing.
Now, Poochola's elevator goes all the way to the top of his doghouse suite. And, I'm one load LONG of a full load. My mamma bitch didn't raise no dummy!
But, am I being put on here? It's not April Fools Day. It's not an TheOnion.com article. Pooch fans, I don't know what to tell you. Can someone help me?
PT said there's a sucker born every minute.
A relative-in-law said the average American is an idiot!
Something applies here to someone. But, truthfully, I'm confused as to who is the source and who is the object of this humor. This is humor, isn't it? Maybe, it's a serious piece. Maybe, they actually make this stuff.
Wonder whether it could be sprinkled on my bones? Maybe, surreptiously, I will try to rub some on my bitch's neck right before we [removed by www.blogspot censors.] Might be exciting! Let's see, we could [removed by www.blogspot censors.] Or, [removed by www.blogspot censors.]
Pooch "Confused, but Strangely Excited in Texas" Doggy Dog
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