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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Brain Chip to Stimulate Orgasms

Another brain chip orgasmatron article offered to you courtesy of Ol Pooch Dog!

Researchers at Oxford University say a brain implant will one day stimulate pleasure centers for people who have trouble enjoying sex and otherwise experiencing pleasure, according to a UK news report.
The sex chip, as it's been dubbed, would stimulate a part of the brain called the orbitofrontal cortex, targeting a joyless condition called anhedonia, according to the Daily Mail newspaper. A device along the same lines has been used already to treat Parkinson's disease, the researchers said, but a workable implant for stimulating orgasms is said to be a decade away because for now the surgery is too crude and intrusive.

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Pooch Dog is including in this bonus package some of the comments from the website...

Where do you sign up for one of these!!! LOL

Uh...I'm not so sure about this. What if it becomes common, and someday I'm sitting next to an old lady, and she presses a button and goes "Ahhh! Ooohh!"? In that case I'm getting off the bus!

The potential for abuse is ripe with this future device, but it could have a place in couples therapy. I'm afraid it will end up at your local novelty store when it becomes cheap and mass produced. Perhaps in a "handy" magic wand type form. Some people might never leave the house again if that comes to be.

Ever see the adult comic 'Click' where this remote control makes a woman orgasim. Kinda makes me think of that, except it would work on anyone that has this chip implanted. Don't forget that, although we are thinking women, men could get this installed as well. Imagine having it malfunction and start stimulating while at work, or on the bus. Something that you could take off would be a preferred method to me. Having something implanted that could be triggered at any time would not make me comfortable.

the end is near.

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