Trojan Duck

Members of Al Quaeda were recently discovered hidden inside this gigantic rubber duck.  When interviewed they stated their intent on sliding out of the duck's anus at an opportune moment, and attacking "the godless infidels who watch lurid videos of naked women who perform perverted Western acts upon men who doth seem to enjoy it."  

This was a close call, as the rubber duckie had been towed into the center of New York's dockyards.  Experts said that if the plot had not been foiled, all manner of duck crap would have hit the fan.  

Citizens, be vigilant!  Our enemies come in all forms and sizes and containers.

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