To Inhale, or Not To Inhale? Only Clinton Knows...

In the strangest blog I will ever post, and my most unethical... check out the exhaustive visual images of old-timey cigarette advertisements.  I'm include one asking whether we should inhale when smoking...

Here's a quotation from a past president...

"When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again." –Bill Clinton

Obviously, he knew the answer.  Just say NO to inhaling!  But, here's another quote from the esteemed Prez Clinton...

"It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had AstroTurf in the back. You don't want to know why, but I did."

No!  I want to know, Big Bill.  Why the astroturf in the bed of your pickup?  Was it to avoid bruising the tomatoes you were picking up out of the garden plots in Arkansas?

Here's another doozy from my favorite president...

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy" —Bill Clinton, looking at "Juanita," a newly discovered Incan mummy on display at the National Geographic museum.

http://lane.stanford.edu/tobacco/index.html