Shaken, Not Stirred

Good news for urine connoisseurs everywhere; space travelers will soon be guzzling their own purified waste. This includes urine, sweat, and moisture from the air.

NASA claims this practice could lead to a host of practical solutions to everyday problems and social concerns. This wouldn't mark the first time the government found a solution to environmental problems; Soccer Mom's had no viable alternative for delivering groceries prior to introduction of the fuel-efficient Hummer.

In efforts to capitalize on the next craze in Sports Drinks, NASA has offered an undisclosed sum to the makers of Star Trek for rights to their slogan... To boldly go...

If you're as pissed as I was, read here.