Appomattox Revisit

Big Voice Somewhere and Prairie Pooch

Big voice: Art thou willing to sacrifice thy pompous status to humility?

Prairie Pooch:  I am not pompous.  My conservative friends can have their opinions.  But, they are not entitled to their own facts.

Big voice somewhere:  It is true what the Messengers tellest me about you.

Prairie Pooch:  But my facts are based on solid research and double-blind studies.  Their facts are based on Fox News!

Big voice somewhere:  Art thou ready to call half thy world simpletons and you a genius?  Art though ready to join the ranks of the terminally pompous?

Big Voice Somewhere and Conservative Friend

Big voice: Art thou willing to sacrifice thy holy status to friendship?

Conservative Friend:  I am not holier-than-thou.  Prairie Pooch can have his own opinion.  The scientist's double-blind studies can be made to say anything.  

Big voice somewhere:  It is true what the Messengers tellest me about you.

Conservative Friend:  I just will not allow America to be destroyed from within, goaded on by colledge professors and CNN!

Big voice somewhere:  Art thou ready to call half thy world anti-American and seditious?  Art though ready to join the ranks of the terminally holy?

Big Voice Somewhere to Prairie Pooch and Conservative Friend

Big voice:   Thou art entitled to thine own opinions.  Thou art entitled to thine own facts.

Prairie Pooch and Conservative Fried (in unison):   Get thee behind me, Big Voice Somewhere!