Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

PORTLAND, Ore. – The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.
That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.
McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.
Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.

Let's see... My previous blog was about women organizing into unions, and denying their men sex unless they allowed the women to boss them around like p.....s. Now, women will read this news story and think... "Maybe, if he doesn't please me I can just squeeze the hell out of his n..s!"

Men of the world, we must unite! I can help organizationally, where I excel!  However, I'm struggling a little bit with our angle.  What is our source of leverage by which we can herd our women into submission?  Ideas?

Ol Pooch Hound

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