Charles Barkley Relieved His Quest Is Over

SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Weeks after being arrested for driving under the influence while seeking out companionship from a certain particularly skilled partner, NBA legend and basketball analyst Charles Barkley was finally able to drive across town, meet said partner under favorable circumstances, and visit quietly sharing old times, Barkley said yesterday. "Whew!" a visibly relieved Barkley told reporters in a press conference afterwards. "Oh, man. Oh, man! I mean, seriously, I needed that alone time. I needed that one bad, after what happened the first time. And I am so glad that is all over with so I can get it behind me and just move on."
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