Miscellaneous Material From "A Man Dog's Lament" by Pooch Doggy Dog

Man's Prayer

"I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess." 

Possum Lodge Motto

"Quando omni flunkus moritati" 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Green_(character)

And, more Red Green...

Paraphrasing...

Red: Everything I am, I owe to my mother.

Harold: Red, I think that's about the meanest thing you've said.

Harold: Red, when you were a kid, what type of potato chips do you like best? Ranch or BarBQ or Green Onion or what?

Red: Harold, when I was a kid, all we had was plain and rancid!