25 very funny quotations from 2008 in this collection! Here's a teaser or two...
- "I can see Russia from my house!" --Tina Fey, impersonating Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live
- "Who is Barack Obama? Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may not know is Barack is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome." --Barack Obama
- "This doesn't smell right. This is not the way a tested hero behaves. Somebody's putting something in his Metamucil." --David Letterman, on John McCain suspending his campaign and canceling his appearance on the "Late Show"
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