Alaska Bouncer's Leg Peed On By Ticked Off Friend Of Customer Being Bounced

Fire hydrants suck! My favorite hike up the leg and pee target pictured to left...
Poocher

FAIRBANKS, Alaska – A 22-year-old Fairbanks man was arrested for allegedly urinating on a bouncer at a bar on Sunday morning. The bouncer at Kodiak Jack's told police that he was trying to remove another man from the bar for causing a disruption.
The bouncer said he was trying to calm down the other man when he noticed the man behind him urinating on his leg.
The man was charged with with harassment, indecent exposure and making a false report. He was apparently angry that his friend was being thrown out of the bar.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090108/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bad_behavior

Pooch Dog says to tie the offender down, and have a Pee On Him night. The bar makes some money. And, the Pee King Man learns a lesson. I've been peeing on fire hydrants my entire life! But, I much prefer to pee on humans. The surprised look. The quick awkward evasive jumping action they exhibit. The quick following misdirected kick in my direction. The frequent loss of balance. How entertaining!!

Canines rule! And, humanoids should learn from us.
Pooch Doggy Dog

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