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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Japanese Elderly Increasingly Turn to Petty Crime


TOKYO, Japan (CNN) -- Beset by economic worries and loneliness, elderly Japanese are turning to petty crime in increasing numbers, the nation's Justice Ministry reports. In 2007, 48,605 persons age 65 and older were arrested in crimes other than traffic violations, more than double the number five years earlier, according to a ministry report.
Thefts such as shoplifting and pick-pocketing were the main offenses, the ministry report said.
"The main reasons they shoplift are poverty and loneliness," said Kazuo Kawakami, a former federal prosecutor. "The traditional Japanese family is gone, and now our elderly live alone."
Population trends offer little hope for a turnaround in the elderly crime trend. Twenty percent of Japan's population is older than 65, the largest percentage of elderly of any country in the world. Compounding the problem, Japan has one of the world's lowest birth rates.    Read more...

Iranians Launch Vicious Vitriolic Attack On W


TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) -- A few dozen Iranians threw shoes at posters of U.S. President George W. Bush in Tehran Friday morning, a demonstration of support for an Iraqi journalist jailed for throwing his shoes at President Bush two weeks ago in Baghdad.
Iran's Revolutionary Guards Corps sponsored the shoe-throwing events near Tehran University and the U.S. Embassy. About 70 people stopped to toss their shoes as they walked to Friday prayer meetings on the main campus of Tehran University, according to a journalist on the scene.  Read more...

RNC chairman candidate defends 'Barack the Magic Negro' song

A candidate for the Republican National Committee chairmanship said Friday the CD he sent committee members for Christmas -- which included a song titled "Barack the Magic Negro" -- was clearly intended as a joke.

"I think most people recognize political satire when they see it," Tennessee Republican Chip Saltsman told CNN. "I think RNC members understand that."

The song, set to the tune of "Puff the Magic Dragon," was first played on conservative political commentator Rush Limbaugh's radio show in 2007.

Its title was drawn from a Los Angeles Times column that suggested President-elect Barack Obama appealed to those who feel guilty about the nation's history of mistreatment of African-Americans. Saltsman said the song, penned by his longtime friend Paul Shanklin, should be easily recognized as satire directed at the Times.

“Barack the magic negro” Lyrics via Americablog.

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he’s not authentic like me

Yeah the guy from the L.A. paper
said he made guilty whites feel good
they’ll vote for him and not for me
cause hes not from da hood

see real black men like snoop dogg
or me or farrakhan
have talked the talk and walked the walk
not come and laid and won (not sure about this line)

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he’s not authentic like me
cause hes black but not authentically

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he’s not authentic like me
cause hes black but not authentically

some say barack’s articulate
and bright and new and clean
the media sure love this guy
a white interloper’s dream

but when you vote for president
watch out and dont be fooled
dont vote the magic negro in
cause…

(background singing the first 3 lines, while the singer is saying)

Cause I wont have nothing after all these years of sacrifice and I wont get justice this is about justice this is about justice, buffet, i dont have no buffet there wont be any church contributions there’ll be no cash in the collection plate, no cash money, no walkin around money…

Pooch Doggy Dog says leave the Reps alone. Let Don Imus rant. Most Republicans are nice and thoughtful and considerate. Most Democrats are thinking and pleasant and able to consider the feelings of others. Leave the paranoid and mean and prejudiced on the Right and on the Left alone to spew their bile on each other.

Truly, the song doesn't bother me. And, I don't think we should unleash some version of political correctness on the Republicans.

A friend of mine once told me, "Pooch Dog, don't argue with people too ignorant to know they are ignorant." And, this applies to the Right and the Left.

I am a die-hard liberal. Nonetheless I recognize that "we" are often just as guilty of mean-spirited ridicule of the Right.  Our version is more cerebral, dismissive, condescending and egotistical. But, no less invalid.

Pooch Doggy Dog


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Franken vs Coleman vs Paranoia vs Larceny vs Lunacy

The possible, perhaps, impending victory of Al Franken to the Senate has sent GOP officials into a paranoid tizzy.
In an "urgent message" to supporters, the Republican National Lawyer Association accuses Franken and his "liberal allies" of "working feverishingly [sic] to steal the Minnesota Senate election."
"As you may know, the precinct recount phase of the Minnesota Senate race was won by Sen. Norm Coleman on Election Day," reads the petition, signed by the group's executive director, Michael Thielen. "But Al Franken still won't concede. Instead, Franken raised millions of dollars from liberals in New York and Hollywood to fight a "legal" battle to undo the will of the voters. He even got the Minnesota Supreme Court to order canvassing boards to consider about 1600 previously rejected and questionable ballots. Now, Republican Norm Coleman has until December 31st to fight against Franken's liberal legal team to keep his Senate seat. RNLA and Norm Coleman are fighting for every vote -- literally!"
From there, the RNLA asks readers to donate money so that it can uphold the sanctity of the Minnesota election and prevent Franken from "stealing" the Senate seat.

Ah! Money. Follow the money to understand all truth.
Dalai Lama


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Friday, December 26, 2008

Whose Celebs Are Stupider About Science, America or Britain?



British celebrities are finally learning not to mess with scientific facts. But famous Americans are making more mistakes and questionable claims.Sense About Science, the educational charity, on Saturday releases its third annual audit of what celebrities have said about science and health. For the second year running “UK celebs have improved and are taking more care when discussing science and medicine”, it concludes – although some still make dubious pseudo-scientific claims, particularly about detox diets.
Carole Caplin, lifestyle guru, has featured in all three reports. This year she is criticised for condemning an extensive medical study that found antioxidant vitamin supplements did not reduce mortality.
“It must be obvious to everyone ... that this review is absolute rubbish, it contains fundamental flaws,” Ms Caplin said. “It is only common sense that our bodies need regular supplies of essential nutrients for growth and maintenance.”
Responding for Sense About Science, Ben Goldacre, author of Bad Science, says: “This was a thorough, independent, transparent and systematic review of every trial ever performed on these vitamin pills.”?Kelly Osbourne is criticised for making two mistakes when talking about her mother Sharon’s cancer: “Because of her history of colon cancer [Sharon] is absolutely convinced the Pill caused the disease. I don’t have a microwave in my house for the same reason.”
Sense About Science points out that, far from causing colon cancer, taking the contraceptive pill halves a woman’s risk of developing it – and that there is no evidence that microwave cookers cause cancer.
But most of the questionable statements in the report come from Americans, led by Sarah Palin, the Republican vice-presidential candidate, who said in a campaign speech about wasteful government spending: “Sometimes these dollars go to projects that have little or nothing to do with the public good. Things like fruit fly research in Paris, France. I kid you not.”In response, Ellen Solomon, genetics professor at King’s College London, says: “It might sound strange to research fruit flies but they are one of the major tools in our understanding of genes, and therefore biology. They have been used internationally for more than a century to understand how genes work.”This year Mariah Carey called her album “E=mc²”, after Einstein’s famous formula. Her interpretation was “emancipation equals Mariah Carey times two”.David Leslie, Bristol University mathematician, responded: “Unfortunately, Mariah has misread the algebra. The two in the equation means c squared, not mc multiplied by two.”
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/24033046-d369-11dd-989e-000077b07658.html?nclick_check=1

Thursday, December 25, 2008

New Type Of Laser Discovered


A Princeton-led team of researchers has discovered an entirely new mechanism for making common electronic materials emit laser beams. The finding could lead to lasers that operate more efficiently and at higher temperatures than existing devices, and find applications in environmental monitoring and medical diagnostics.
"This discovery provides a new insight into the physics of lasers," said Claire Gmachl, who led the study. Gmachl, an electrical engineer, is the director of the Mid-Infrared Technologies for Health and the Environment (MIRTHE) center. The phenomenon was discovered in a type of device called quantum cascade laser, in which an electric current flowing through a specially designed material produces a laser beam. Gmachl's group discovered that a quantum cascade laser they had built generated a second beam with very unusual properties, including the need for less electrical power than the conventional beam. "If we can turn off the conventional beam, we will end up with a better laser, which makes more efficient use of electrical power," said Gmachl.
The team that conducted the study includes Gmachl's graduate student Kale Franz, who built the laser that revealed the new phenomenon, and Stefan Menzel, a graduate student from the University of Sheffield, UK, who unearthed the unique properties of the phenomenon during an internship at Princeton University last summer.      Read more...

Unwanted Memories Might Be Erasable Without Harming Other Brain Functions

Researchers have found a molecule that stores complex, high-quality memories, in a discovery that may one day lead to the ability to erase debilitating painful memories and addictions from the brain.
The brain acts as a computer to both store information and process that information. In a computer, separate devices perform these roles; while a hard disk stores information, the central processing unit (CPU) does the processing. But the brain is thought to perform both these functions in the same cells – neurons – leading researchers to ask if distinct molecules within the brain cells serve these different functions.
In a discovery that may one day lead to the ability to erase debilitating painful memories and addictions from the brain, researchers at SUNY Downstate Medical Center have found that a molecule known to preserve memories – PKMzeta – specifically stores complex, high-quality memories that provide detailed information about an animal's location, fears, and actions, but does not control the ability to process or express this information. This finding suggests that PKMzeta erasure that is designed to target specific debilitating memories could be effective against the offending memory while sparing the computational function of brain.   Read more...

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

RMS Lusitania Wreck Contains Ammunition

Poocher thinks it's time to throw a bone to the history types. Do you know the latest news about the sinking of the RMS Lusitania in May 1915?

RMS Lusitania was a British luxury ocean liner owned by the Cunard Line and built by John Brown and Company of Clydebank, Scotland. Christened and launched on Thursday, 7 June 1906, Lusitania met a disastrous end as a casualty of the First World War when she was torpedoed by the German submarine U-20 on 7 May 1915. The great ship sank in just 18 minutes, eight miles (15 km) off the Old Head of Kinsale, Ireland, killing 1,198 of the people aboard. The sinking turned public opinion in many countries against Germany, and was probably a major factor in the eventual decision of the United States to join the war in 1917.

Now, millions of rounds of ammunition have been found in the wreckage, vindicating the German sinking. Alas, it's too late for the Germans!

More from the article...

A dive team from Cork Sub Aqua Club, under license, made the first known discovery of munitions aboard in 2006. These include 15,000 rounds of .303 (7.7×56mmR) caliber rifle ammunition in boxes in the bow section of the ship. The .303 round was used by the British army in all of their battlefield rifles and machine guns. The find was photographed but left in situ under the terms of the license.[34] In December 2008, Gregg Bemis discovered a further four million rounds of .303 ammunition and announced plans to commission further dives next year for a full-scale forensic examination of the wreck.  Read more...

It doesn't matter what is true. It only matters what is thought to be true!
Pooch Dog

Japan asked US prepare for nuclear strike on China in 1965

The advantage to growing older... yours truly, Pooch Doggy is 385 years old... is discovering the deep dark secrets of the famous and powerful. For example, we now know that Nixon didn't believe the Vietnam war was winnable. But, did his best to hide behind the "stabbed by the liberal media" cover! Here's another secret from Japan...

Japan asked the United States in 1965 to be ready to attack China with nuclear weapons if the two Asian powers went to war, newly declassified documents said Monday.
Japan, the only nation to have suffered atomic attack, has long campaigned to abolish nuclear weapons -- principles that led former prime minister Eisaku Sato to win the Nobel Peace Prize in 1974.
But the foreign ministry declassified documents showing Sato sought a US nuclear strike on China in the event of a war between the two countries.
According to the diplomatic papers, Sato told then US defence secretary Robert McNamara at a 1965 meeting in Washington: "We expect the United States to retaliate immediately using nuclear weapons" in a war.    Read more...

Worlds Tallest Snowman Just Discovered by Poocher




One of my fans sent me an email with pictures of the world's largest snowman ever built! I feared a hoax, as I am the dubious type. But, no, the pictured behemoth was born last winter in Maine. Read the details at any of the links below.

122 feet tall! Eyelashes from skis. Facial features with tires. Yikes...

Pooch Doggy


http://wbztv.com/local/worlds.tallest.snowman.2.666023.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,334088,00.html
http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2008-02-29-maine-snowwoman_N.htm

Ugliest Baby Ever




This little guy was born at the Detroit Zoo on December 8th. It's an aardvark but it is so ugly his mother would have to feed him with a sling shot!

http://freep.com/article/20081223/NEWS03/81223049

World Record Freshwater Catch Was 646 Pounds


The world-record fish, caught by net in 2005, was a 646 pound catfish. Can you imagine how many catfish-flavored dog biscuits this would make! Poocher

Thai fishermen netted a catfish as big as a grizzly bear, setting a world record for the largest freshwater fish ever found, according to researchers who studied the 646-pound Mekong giant catfish as part of a project to protect large freshwater fish.

“It’s amazing to think that giants like this still swim in some of the world’s rivers,” project leader Zeb Hogan project leader said in a statement. “We’ve now confirmed now that this catfish is the current record holder, an astonishing find.”

Others have made claims of finding larger sturgeon, but the International Game Fishing Association says the largest sturgeon on record is 468 pounds.

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Catfish, Big and Small

There are nearly 2 ,900 species of catfish in existence today, most inhabiting freshwater environments. Distributed almost worldwide, catfis h are bottom dwellers who share some important characteristics. You won't find catfish covered in scales -- most are smooth-fleshed although some do have bony plates across their bodies.

At maturity, catfish come in a wide range of sizes. Some little guys can be as tiny as 1 1/2 to 2 inches long (that's about 4 to 5 centimeters) [source: Encyclopedia Britannica]. Others can grow to absolutely mammoth sizes; they're definitely contenders for the title of world's largest freshwater fish. But while there are species of catfish around the globe that can grow to extraordinary lengths, only one can claim the heavyweight crown -- the Mekong giant catfish. The largest ever officially recorded was about 8 feet 9 inches long and just a sliver under 646 pounds (that's 2.7 meters long and 293 kilograms for the metric folks)    Read more...

Will blog the Mekong Giant Catfish next. Poocher

Missouri begins prosecuting under cyberbullying law

ST. LOUIS - A 21-year-old woman accused of sending a vulgar text message to a 17-year-old girl is one of the first cases brought under a law against cyberbullying spurred by the suicide of a teenage girl following cruel messages on the Internet.

The 2006 death of 13-year-old Megan Meier prompted Missouri lawmakers to update state harassment law earlier this year so that it now covers bullying and stalking done through electronic media, like e-mails or text messages.

A handful of cases related to electronic communication have been filed statewide since the law took effect Aug. 28. Prosecutors do not track harassment cases based on the type of communication method used, so could not provide an exact count in recent days of how many people have been charged because of the new provisions. Read more...

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

When Clouds Return After the Rain of Tears

A new study reveals why crying can feel so pointless.
Psychologists at the University of South Florida and Tilburg University, Netherlands, analyzed volunteers' detailed accounts of more than 3,000 recent crying episodes and found that the benefits of crying depend entirely on the what, where and when of a particular crying episode.

For example, the effects of crying depend on who is shedding the tears. A majority of the volunteers reported improvements in their mood after a crying session, possibly from receiving social support during their episode. However, one third of the survey participants reported no improvement in mood and a tenth felt worse after they cried their emotions out.

Individuals with anxiety or mood disorders were least likely to experience the positive effects of crying.

Also, the researchers report that people who lack insight into their emotional lives (a condition known as alexithymia) actually feel worse after crying. This suggests that a lack of emotional insight may restrict the mind’s ability to transform an upsetting moment into something positive.    Read more...

Brain Chip to Stimulate Orgasms

Another brain chip orgasmatron article offered to you courtesy of Ol Pooch Dog!

Researchers at Oxford University say a brain implant will one day stimulate pleasure centers for people who have trouble enjoying sex and otherwise experiencing pleasure, according to a UK news report.
The sex chip, as it's been dubbed, would stimulate a part of the brain called the orbitofrontal cortex, targeting a joyless condition called anhedonia, according to the Daily Mail newspaper. A device along the same lines has been used already to treat Parkinson's disease, the researchers said, but a workable implant for stimulating orgasms is said to be a decade away because for now the surgery is too crude and intrusive.

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Pooch Dog is including in this bonus package some of the comments from the website...

Where do you sign up for one of these!!! LOL

Uh...I'm not so sure about this. What if it becomes common, and someday I'm sitting next to an old lady, and she presses a button and goes "Ahhh! Ooohh!"? In that case I'm getting off the bus!

The potential for abuse is ripe with this future device, but it could have a place in couples therapy. I'm afraid it will end up at your local novelty store when it becomes cheap and mass produced. Perhaps in a "handy" magic wand type form. Some people might never leave the house again if that comes to be.

Ever see the adult comic 'Click' where this remote control makes a woman orgasim. Kinda makes me think of that, except it would work on anyone that has this chip implanted. Don't forget that, although we are thinking women, men could get this installed as well. Imagine having it malfunction and start stimulating while at work, or on the bus. Something that you could take off would be a preferred method to me. Having something implanted that could be triggered at any time would not make me comfortable.

the end is near.

Blind Man Navigates Obstacle Maze Unaided

Poocher is amazed!  A blind man can navigate a maze unaided in any way.  He also can detect facial expressions!!  Jumping Jack Flash!!!

With a study of a blind man who successfully nagivated an obstacle maze unaided, scientists have shown for the first time that it is possible for people who have been left blind after severe brain damage to the visual (striate) cortex to be able to use an ability called "blindsight", where they can detect things in their vicinity without being aware of seeing them.
For the study, de Gelder and colleagues made an obstacle course of randomly arranged boxes, chairs and other objects and invited TN to cross it without help and without using his cane.
The scientists were astonished when TN succeeded in navigating the obstacle course perfectly without help and without his stick. He didn't collide with any of the obstacles and received a resounding and spontaneous round of applause from onlookers when he reached the finish.

He is also able to sense and respond to a variety of facial expressions in other people. When they watched his brain patterns responding to these expressions the researchers found they were consistent with known patterns for emotions like anger, fear and joy.

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What's Inside Darpa's $21 Million 'Liquid' Laser?

Things are really beginning to heat up in the field of laser weapons. The giant Airborne Laser is finally gearing up for real-life, missile-zapping tests. New solid-state lasers like Raytheon's Phalanx can already shoot down mortar rounds. Now, Darpa is weighing in with an yet another technology: HELLADS or "High Energy Liquid Laser Area Defense System." Weaponeer Textron will get $21 million in Darpa bucks "to design, fabricate and test a Unit Cell Module for a 150 kilowatt (kW) Laser Weapon System," according to a company press release.
As you'd expect from Darpa, the new laser is aiming for quantum leap, with a power-to-weight ratio ten times better than existing laser systems. The end product will be the size of a large refrigerator and weight of 1650 pounds. And a hundred and fifty kilowatts is real weapons-grade, compared to existing solid state lasers which still zap in the tens of kilowatts.  Read more...

Shoot down mortars!  Did you catch that?  But, can it show out my bitch's wheels while she's driving to the mall, checkbook in tow?  If not, not interested...  Pooch Doggy Dog

New Missile Kills Air Defenses DEAD

A deadly-effective supersonic missile, designed to take out enemy air defenses, is getting a major upgrade to make it even more lethal than before. I have an article in this month's Defense Technology International about it.
Soon after radar-guided anti-aircraft missiles became a threat, planners realized that the simplest way to stop them was to take out the radar. These radars make an easy target; in radio terms, they are equivalent to lighthouses, radiating brightly. So in 1958 the U.S. introduced the Shrike, an "Anti-Radiation Missile" that homed in on enemy radar and proved invaluable in the Vietnam War. The modern successor is the AGM-88 HARM High Speed Antiradiation missile, which has longer range and a speed of over mach 2. "No U.S. aircraft has ever been lost to surface-to-air missiles when HARM has been flying cover," Mike Vigue, HARM Growth Manager at Raytheon, told me.
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Is Tony Romo a Bust?


For you Dallas Cowboys fans, (and haters), is Tony Romo a bust at quarterback? Well consider this interesting factoid from DallasCowboys.com...

Peyton Manning, the No. 1 pick in the 1998 draft, did not win his first playoff game until his sixth season, having started 96 regular-season games. Romo will now start his 39th Sunday against the Eagles.

So, quit whining Dallas!

Latrine Wall Scrawl Wisdom & Iraqi Contractors

Pooch Doggy Dog here. Interesting article below discussing the significance of a latrine wall conversation about contract workers. Odd article, but fascinating. Here's a teaser...

ALI AL SALEM AIR BASE, KUWAIT -- Step into the latrine on a U.S. military base in Kuwait, and you'll see plenty of dumbassery scrawled on the walls -- and no shortage of Chuck Norris jokes.
But like Noah, I'm fascinated by what I read. It would be simplistic to see these toilet-stall scribblings as the most honest or authentic form of expression. But they do give raw, unfiltered glimpse of the life in a deployed military -- what photographer Steve Featherstone described as "snatches of an overheard and ongoing conversation."
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Rare 7th Century AD Coins Found in Jerusalem

Some Israeli archaeologists are having a particularly happy Hanukkah, thanks in part to a British volunteer who took time off from her job to work on a dig. The Israel Antiquities Authority reported a thrilling find Sunday -- the discovery of 264 ancient gold coins in Jerusalem National Park. The coins were minted during the early 7th century. This is one of the largest and most impressive coin hoards ever discovered in Jerusalem -- certainly the largest and most important of its period," said Doron Ben-Ami and Yana Tchekhanovets, who are directing the excavation on behalf of the Israel Antiquities Authority.
The 1,400-year-old coins were found in the Giv'ati car park in the City of David in the walls aroundJerusalem National Park, a site that has yielded other finds, including a well-preserved gold earring with pearls and precious stones.
They were in a collapsed building that dates back to the 7th century, the end of the Byzantine period. The coins bear a likeness of Heraclius, who was the Byzantine emperor from 610 to 641. The authority said that while different coins had been minted during this emperor's reign, the coins found at the site represent "one well-known type."
In that style, the emperor is clad with military garb and is holding a cross in his right hand. On the other side is the sign of the cross.                  Read more...

Psychology's Shadow Side


Sigmund Freud and C.J. Jung were psychiatrists in the late 1800's and early to mid 1900's. Freud has generally been considered the most influential and a sort of "Godfather" of psychoanalysis, psychiatry, and psychology. His friend and would-be heir to his throne, Jung, split with him over a variety of issues including Freud's insistence that it all came back to sex. While Freud was more domineering and autocratic, Jung was retiring and reflective. That may partially explain why Freud gets all the credit and most people have barely heard of Jung. But here's a sample of contributions Jung made to popular culture. See if you've ever heard any of these:

1) Alcoholics Anonymous. Jung pioneered the idea of a higher power as a last chance to overcome substance addiction. He treated and shared these concepts with a friend who told the eventual founder of A.A.
2) Ever used the words "introvert" or "extrovert"? Ever taken a Myers-Briggs personality test as part of a job interview or evaluation? If so, you've unknowingly participated in Jung's all-encompassing theory of personality.
3) The word-association test was first conceived and developed by Jung to discover what a person's issues might be. While this has become a punchline in popular cultures, it also formed the basis for many aspects of psychological assessment of unconscious and projective material.
4) If you've flippantly noted that you or someone else has a "complex" about something - you're using a word Jung developed. The term refers roughly to a person's "issues" but more specifically to historical material that has gathered inside a person around specific conflicts (mother or father for instance) and which takes on more material as the person develops. If the complex was not unraveled it had the potential to extend its reach further into a person's life.
5) As you watched Darth Vader beg Luke to join him on the "Dark Side" you were watching Jungian Psychology in action. Star Wars writer George Lucas was heavily influenced by Jung scholar Joseph Campbell in this regard.
6) Depth psychology and dream interpretation are heavily influenced by Jung.
7) Countless movies rely heavily on Jungian archetypal psychology. The recent Batman series staring Christian Bale explicitly refers to Jungian archetypes and the Batman embodies much of Jung's ideas about the Shadow side of every human.
8) If you've participated in conversations in which someone states they have a "masculine" and "feminine" side, you're endorsing a Jungian idea.


The list goes on. Truthfully, I get tired of Freud getting all the credit, but that likely makes me more like Freud than Jung.

If you'd like to see Jungian concepts applied to a popular movie, here's an article doing that with the movie Groundhog Day. Link here.

Weapons of Mass Destruction #2


Nerf machine gun from hell!

The wild 'n zany hackers over at ManaPotions have taken the Vulcan EBF-25 to heights that no one at Nerf could have ever imagined by transforming a relatively harmless foam dart gun into a bona fide chaingun. Post-hack, the weapon could fire "about as fast as a 7.62mm M60 Machine gun," which -- for those rusty on their ammunition specifications -- equates to 500 rounds-per-minute. The entire mod is laid out in dangerous detail down in the read link, though even the creators admit that you'll likely fry the motor and melt at least a few critical components after a fair amount of use.

http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/22/nerf-dart-gun-hacked-into-pulverizing-chaingun/

Weapons of Mass Destruction #1


The Rubber-band gun from hell!

You've gotta admire folks who bring their trade to a whole new level, even if that does mean escalating the international arms race between builders of automated, wooden, rubber band miniguns. The 24-barrel, tripod-mountable monster you see above, lovingly known as the Disintegrator, was rather amazingly hand-carved and assembled by Anthony Smith of the UK, who spent four months on the ambitious build. Unlike your dinky little six-shooter, this model boasts a 288-band capacity and 40-round-per-second firing capability, making it one of the most dangerous weapons to remain unbanned by the TSA.

http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/16/meet-the-disintegrator-24-barrels-of-rubber-band-minigun-madnes/

Kids Come Wired to Feel Empathy

Children between the ages of 7 and 12 appear to be naturally inclined to feel empathy for others in pain, according to researchers who used functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging scans to study responses in children.
Their responses were similar to those found in studies of adults. The fMRI scans detected that children also show responses to seeing someone in pain in the same areas of their brains. The research also found that additional areas of the brain, those connected with moral reasoning, are activated when youngsters see a person intentionally hurt by another individual.
“This study is the first to examine in young children both the neural response to pain in others and the impact of someone causing pain to someone else,” said Jean Decety, Professor in Psychology and Psychiatry, who reported the findings in the journal article, “Who Caused the Pain? An fMRI Investigation of Empathy and Intentionality in Children.”                     Read more...

Monday, December 22, 2008

4,300-year-old pharaonic tombs unveiled near Cairo


SAQQARA, Egypt – A pair of 4,300-year-old pharaonic tombs discovered at Saqqara indicate that the sprawling necropolis south of Cairo is even larger than previously thought, Egypt's top archaeologist said Monday. The rock-cut tombs were built for high officials — one responsible for the quarries used to build the nearby pyramids and another for a woman in charge of procuring entertainers for the pharaohs.
"We announce today a major, important discovery at Saqqara, the discovery of two new tombs dating back to 4,300 years ago," said Zahi Hawass, as he showed reporters around the site Monday. "The discovery of the two tombs are the beginning of a big, large cemetery."
The discovery indicates that there is even more to the vast necropolis of Saqqara, located 12 miles south of the capital, Cairo, he added.
In the past, excavations have focused on just one side of the two nearby pyramids — the Step Pyramid of King Djoser and that of Unas, the last king of the 5th Dynasty. The area where the two tombs were found, to the southwest, has been largely untouched.
"This means the royal cemetery is bigger than we thought," said Saleh Suleiman, the archaeologist responsible for the excavation of the two tombs.   Read more...

Weighing Warren

An Obama spokesperson recently defended the Obama's pick of Rick Warren to invoke God's name during the upcoming Presidential Inauguration. She said, "This is going to be the most inclusive, open, accessible inauguration in American history."

Obama's willingness to include everyone at the table had gone smoothly until this choice. Some have defended Obama by noting he also chose someone favorable to gay-rights to close the inauguration. What's the big deal? Everyone gets to be there and sit "at the table" together - he can bring them all together, right?

I disagree. Religion is the content of our absolutes. It is can never be an object alongside other objects, even if it is the preeminent one. The uncomfortable public has rightly (for once) perceived the impossibility of forcing Warren into the table alongside others. This is because the content of Warren's religious claims don't just seek supremacy, they demand transcendence of all other values.

Obama has brilliantly brought together varying political viewpoints and may be remembered as a uniter. But this can never work with religion, and it has nothing to do with effort. The second this "occurs" we will know one thing - we weren't really talking about religion.

I'm not talking about Warren's specific stance when I say I think Obama attempting to blend opposing ideologies suggests hubris against the nature of reality itself. And I don't have to see the future to know he will utterly fail every time he tries to do something like this - the nature of religion does not allow it. To paraphrase the wizard Gandalf in the Tolkien trilogy: "There can be only one Lord of the Ring, and he does not share power."

"Religion cannot stand in some way alongside other things, for it is the meaning of the unconditioned."
-Paul Tillich, Theology of Culture

-S.P. Lunger

Dr Strangelove Trashes The "Out Of Africa" Strategy


I just spoke with Dr. Strangelove about the "many males, and few females" ratio postulated in the previously posted article.  (He's still living deep in a mine shaft under Washington, D.C.)  Based on genetic evidence, many more males than females took the trek out of Africa.  When told of the evidence, he laughed.  Scorn was in his voice.

"I thought I already explained the proper procedure!"  he said.  "They did it all wrong."  And, he referred me to the minutes from the last above earth conference of our government prior to the detonation of the Doomsday Machine...

"Mr. President, I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy atthe bottom of  some of our deeper mineshafts. The radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep. And in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided." 
"How long would you have to stay down there?" 
"I would think that uh possibly one hundred years." 
"You mean, people could actually stay down there for a hundred years?" 
"It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could, heh... I'm sorry. Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plantlife. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess... that ah, dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided." 
"Well I... I would hate to have to decide who stays up and who goes down." 
"Well, that would not be necessary Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills. Of course it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. But ah with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years." 
        - Dr Strangelove & President Merkin Muffley


So, there we have it.  10 females to every male, optimal...  breed prodigously...

That's the only way that makes sense.  No wonder you humanoids are so screwed up!

Pooch Doggy Dog




Males Dominated Human Migration Out Of Africa


Men significantly outnumbered women in the "out-of-Africa" migration some 60,000 years ago that eventually populated the rest of the world, according to a new study.
Africa is known to be the cradle of human evolution, and recent studies show that the peoples today inhabiting other continents originate from a relatively small band of Homo sapiens sapiens who moved through the Near East, into Europe and beyond some 50,000 and 70,000 years ago.
But until now no one had figured out a way to determine what the sex ratio of this so-called founding population might have been.
A quartet of researchers led by Alon Keinan at the Harvard Medical School thought that the secret might be locked inside differences in genetic code across distinct geographic regions.

Read the rest of the article here. A good read! Poocher

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/12/22/out-of-africa.html

No Divorce for Eight-year-old Girl in Saudia Arabia

Concentrate, as this gets complicated!

An eight-year-old girl who was married off to a 58-year-old must stay with the man until she reaches puberty, a Saudi court has ruled. The youngster was married off by her father in exchange for a £4,000 dowry.
Relatives of the girl said the groom had agreed not to consummate the marriage for 10 years and to allow the youngster to live with her mother.
The girl's mother, who is separated from her husband, had filed a petition for divorce with a court in Unayzah, 135 miles north of Riyadh.
But the court ruled that the girl must file the case herself when she reaches puberty, it was reported.
"The judge has dismissed the plea because she does not have the right to file such a case, and ordered that the plea should be filed by the girl herself when she reaches puberty," lawyer Abdullah Jtili told the AFP news agency.
The marriage contract was signed by the father and the groom.
It is understood the father had debt problems and wanted to secure an advance dowry.
Arranged marriages involving pre-adolescents are occasionally reported in the Arabian Peninsula, including in Saudi Arabia where the strict conservative Wahabi version of Sunni Islam holds sway and polygamy is common.
A girl aged eight was granted a divorce in Yemen in April after her unemployed father forced her to marry a man of 28.

The Mother Mary in Drag? Pink Christmas! Amsterdam is not Kansas!!

AMSTERDAM: This city played host Sunday to a Christmas celebration for its gay community that featured a Nativity tableau with a man in drag playing the part of Mary.
Frank van Dalen, chairman of the advocacy group Pro Gay that organized the event, known as Pink Christmas, said that it sought to raise Amsterdam's profile as a capital for gays.
Van Dalen said the event cost €15,000, or $20,800, and that it had been sponsored by the City Council. He added that he hoped it would become a regular attraction, as is the gay pride parade that brings tens of thousands of visitors to Amsterdam each year.
"Our objective is not to be offensive," he said. "This is about visibility."
Nevertheless, Christians for Truth, an independent religious group, asked the City Council to cancel the event, saying it made a mockery of Christian tenets. "By portraying Joseph and Mary as homosexuals, a twisted human fantasy is being added to the history of the Bible," the group said in a statement.
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/12/21/europe/netherlands.php

Russia Starts to License Faith Healers

MOSCOW (AP) — Mikhail Fadkin claims he can cure a long list of disorders — pancreatitis, bronchitis, digestive problems, even infertility — by using his hands to manipulate what he describes as a person’s “bio-energy field.”
Many laugh at such ideas and might call him a quack. But the 63-year-old healer, who practices out of an office in a Moscow suburb, holds a license from the Russian government.
For the past two years, the Federal Health Service has been issuing licenses to practitioners of what it calls “traditional medicine,” meaning anything from the use of herbal treatments to the manipulation of “auras.” His claims buttressed by officialdom, Fadkin charges patients 3,500 rubles ($150) per session.
And he says business is very good.
So far, 130 healers, including Fadkin, have passed the service’s voluntary testing program, which promoters in the government say can determine whether someone has the inherent ability to cure. The program is limited to Moscow, but a Russian lawmaker is pushing to extend it nationwide and make it mandatory.
http://www.religionnewsblog.com/23084/russia-new-age-quackery

Odd CNN Article Heading

A Continental airlines jet skid off a runway in Denver, coming to rest in a field. The plane did catch fire, it is true. But, the CNN article heading...

Data recorders found after Denver plane accident

seems odd and funny to me. Look at the picture. Where did they expect to find the data recorders?

Drunk John Lennon Tape Fetches $30,000


Maybe it wasn't John Lennon's best musical effort, but a tape of an apparently inebriated Lennon warbling a cover of Lloyd Price's "Just Because" brought a sobering $30,000 at auction Sunday in Los Angeles. Bonhams and Butterfields auction house spokeswoman Margaret Barrett said Lennon had apparently had one too many when he got behind the mic in the 1973 recording session.
"It was six minutes, 16 seconds, and John singing very drunk and with John ad-libbing his own lyrics into the song -- so it's actually a fun song to listen to," Barrett said.
Described in the auction catalogue as "One standard orange-colored cassette tape with audio of Lennon in fall of 1973 singing the Lloyd Price song 'Just Because,' " the never-before-heard-in-public cassette was given to the former owner personally by Lennon, the auction house said.
That former owner was not identified, nor was Sunday's buyer -- for whom another Fab Four classic -- "Money" -- now might have new meaning.

A John Lennon recording...                    $10,000
A drunk John Lennon recording...      $30,000
An alive John Lennon...

Well, let's just say Poocher is still in mourning.


http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/21/drunk.lennon.auction/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

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