Next They'll Say Global Warming Exists

A government panel has just announced that Gulf War Syndrome is real. Congratulations sufferers everywhere, now you can have confidence this wasn't your mind playing tricks on you. Many believe the syndrome derived from mandatory vaccines administered by the U.S. military to "guard" against nerve agents in warfare. (Insensitive line about the U.S. doing chemical warfare against its own goes here).


Photo: Restless leg syndrome. Another real condition.

S.P. Lunger